psychology

A class you take in high school/major in college to make yourself appear more intelligent.

Person A: What class are you taking next term?
Person B: Hmm, I think I'll take psychology!
Person A: Wow, I bet you'll feel smart, then.

by Oliver V September 28, 2007

Psychology

A major in which people, mostly women, study to "understand" better life, and human behavior; Psychology is also known as the most burned major, of all college majors, because it's everyone's major at one point of their life as college students. Psychologist believe to be intellectual-beings, which in 99% they are not, and don't even fucking understand their heroes meant to say in their written works and efforts to contribute to the science field of psychology, For Example, Freud, Rogers, etc. Also Psychologist give therapy to people with "life problems", economic, unresolved child development issues and marital and socioeconomic, psychosocial problems, and psychologist think they know everything about life, when don't realize how life really hard is, and they usually live in apartments and rented rooms, because most of them are mediocre; I don't mean to stereotype not all psychologist are ignorant, some of them are really intellectual and philosophical. Most pretty girls study psychology, just for the sake of completing a "professional career", but most of them just study in the mean time they find a suitable husband with a real career, with true commodities and real hard-worked-made money. Most Psychologist screw your head even-more in order to take more and more of your money within each visit you make to their forced therapy......

Mariana is studying psychology, she is a rich bitch, and thinks she knows everything about life, and thinks life is easy as making a sandwich. I've known her for almost 10 years, and talks to me on a disrespectful manner; when I finally raised my voice and told her, I wouldn't be taking her shit anymore, she got horny and offered me sex. She is a girl that enjoys Sadomasochism (pleasure on feeling pain or humiliated), and likes being treated like a garbage, even though she is on a psychology major and she is supposed to understand what is to be a normal human-being and not to enjoy irrational pain, on being treated like garbage like every other psychology student should......

by The_philosopher88 March 14, 2013

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

Psychosomatitch

An imagined itchiness at the mention of a parasite such as bedbugs or lice.

The mere mention of lice gave her a psychosomatitch

by Jafbaritone February 23, 2017

Psychology Sessions

Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.

Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"

by 51-13.64 June 3, 2018

Psychosomatic

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot

Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic

by Poopbuttbootyface September 9, 2019

psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.

Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.

by Rilighan April 3, 2020