Crownvirus psychosis

When you begin noticing that there's nothing but Latin, Germanic, and Mediterranean lineages within your Celtic family tree and the men are not having their own lineages, however they're producing daughters or no children at all, and the women are outliving the men...
The soon to be mental patient has the Crownvirus psychosis reoccurring syndrome and will need to be transported to the nearest 72 hour concentration camp immediately at the tax payers expense.
by Whistleblower MSR January 17, 2023
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 03, 2024
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Tinder Psychosis

When you've spent way to much time swiping on Tinder.
"Dam dude Ive been on Tinder way too much, I think Im in Tinder Psychosis"
by Joebama Biden August 22, 2023
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Sunday Psychosis

Sunday Psychosis is the condition where it is hard to relax and have fun on a Sunday. Reasons fo rSunday psychosis maybe that you don't want to return to work on Monday, extreme boredom because you can't find anyone to hang with, your friends with benefits is busy and you have booty psychosis also, etc.
Me: I am so freaking bored! I can't get a hold of anyone to hang out with and I want a Sunday Funday!
Them: That makes a good day for day drinking....
Me: I don't know if drinking with Sunday Psychosis is a good idea..maybe I could..
Them: Nope day drinking it is!! let's go
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2021
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Atomic Psychosis

Someone who admires nuclear weapons and atomic bombs more than the average scientist who studies them. Usually happens after playing Fallout.
Dave has been acting strangely. I think he has atomic psychosis.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020
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A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."
by NoxMelo March 25, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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