Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

Psyfomorkia

A word that the son of Rhett McLaughlin named Shepard McLaughlin made up while trying to guess funny answers kids wrote on tests.

Psyfomorkia we use that word in our house all the time!

by iminfrenchclass September 16, 2018

psychostitute

a psychology professional who will do, or say, anything for money.

"Dr. Phil" McGraw has psychics on his show who pretend they can help you grieve by communicating with your dead loved ones. That dude is a total psychostitute.

by Sheldon W. Helms January 18, 2012

dark psytrance

Psytrance, but with darker atmospheric synths and a more twisted overall sound. Can be much more aggressive than psytrance. Notable artists include Kindzadza, Paraforce, Terranoise, and Xenomorph.

I can't stop listening to dark psytrance. It's crazy shit.

by nocturne#55 March 22, 2009

armchair psychopath

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.

He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018

psychological dickhead

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

facebook psychosis

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.

Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016