proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011

proselytase

PROSELYTASE ... pros·e·lyt·ase/ˈpräsələˌtayz/
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..

"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn

by CountrySwan October 25, 2011

Prowsified

Verb: To do well, to far exceed or score maximum points in.

Prowse really prowsified his ICND2 Exam (past)

Prowse is going to prowsify his ICND Exam (future)

by SOEE November 25, 2013

Prosetic

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.

My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.

by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015

Prosexio

When you're role playing as a wizard and cast a spell to perform better.

"Harry I want more, grab your wand and cast Prosexio"

by Wizardsneedlovetoo April 25, 2020

Prowler Unit

Another term for police car or squad car.

Officer 1: What is all this

Officer 2: A traffic stop from hell
Officer 2: A Prowler Unit pulls this guys over, finds a trunk fulled with hardware like you wouldn’t believe.
Officer 2: They lose it, bullets start flying and they snatch up the guns from one of the cops. Hit the high ground and make their stand.

Officer 1: And the officer?

Officer 2: Up there, still alive we think but who knows for how long. We’ll keep him busy if you can find a way up there.

by A yank January 29, 2022

Prowler

Walking through the city, looking oh so pretty
I've just got to find my way
See the ladies flashing, all their legs and lashes
I've just got to find my way
Well you see me crawling through the bushes with it open wide
What you seeing girl?
Can't you believe that feeling, can't you believe it
Can't you believe your eyes?
It's the real thing girl
Got me feeling myself and reeling around
Got me talking but feel like walking around
Got me feeling myself and reeling a
Got me talking but nothing's with me
Got me feeling myself and reeling around
Walking through the city, looking oh so pretty

I've just got to find my way
See the ladies flashing, all their legs and lashes
I've just got to find my way
Well you see me crawling through the bushes with it open wide
What you seeing girl?
Can't you believe that feeling, can't you believe it
Can't you believe your eyes?
It's the real thing girl
Got me feeling myself and reeling around
Got me talking but feel like walking around
Oh yeah

Prowler

by Death Menace May 16, 2023