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Protogen

A risingly popular Furry species which looks like a cyborg dragon without wings. According to winnie on Furry Amino, "Protogens were all born alongside each other, have similar markings and fur colours, and they all have names based on different coding languages."

Source: aminoapps.com/page/furry-amino/1744903/protogen-fursona-species-info
Steven: "Hey, what species is your fursona?"
Ryan: "It's a Protogen."
by Káz Namano July 23, 2017
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urinal protocol

The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.

Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.

Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He was standing at the trough staring at the black guy's dick.
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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protoboner

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.
"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!
by tuusmater May 12, 2018
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Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019
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Protoctical Illusion

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.
David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.
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Protogen

A fluffy toaster, 70% fluff, 30% mechanical bits

Their natural habitats include: Jars
Protogen?
Protogen.
Protogen!
by Am_Yeff January 3, 2022
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protenous

adj- (pronounced pro-tenis) rich in protein
I had a very protenous dinner consisting of: grilled chicken, cottage cheese and edamame.
by Alexandra Thomas February 1, 2006
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