Asplundh Protocol

The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024
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Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities
Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol
by Wdzy August 9, 2019
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April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market
The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market
by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025
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Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Youtube

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more
I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it
by DanIsNearby December 6, 2022
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protocole

Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.
When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
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disney protocol

The way to be a fu*king adult with some hardas* adventure and fun. It's like cussing in Disney World. Cuss cuz you're an adult, be in Disney World cuz you're a child at heart .
When you're stressed follow the Disney Protocol
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Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.
-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.
by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014
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