protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

Protoman

A name for a person who seems to be antagonizing you, but who you later realize was helping you prepare for the inevitable.
From Megaman 3, where the character Break Man fights you multiple times, but turns out to be your brother who is helping you train for the final fight with Wily.

Common Protomen are siblings, Teachers, and Parents.

Guy: Man, that teacher is an ass!
Guy 2: You'll see, he's helping you. He's a Protoman.

by Namagem1 September 28, 2008

Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

protiot

n. Protest march that turns into a riot.

Get your black balaclava and some bail money Dude; there's a protiot at the mosque site.

The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.

by Gnostic1 September 4, 2010

Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

Protik

a really nice guy
gets alot of hoes/girls
not a eboy
really good at video games
really hot

damn have you heard of this kid name protik he is a cutie ;)

by zombieonyt May 20, 2019

Protitude

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010