Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

prositution recruiter

a person that works for a call girl agency,legal brothal,pimp ect. that goes to different parts of the contury trying to recruit women that are likely to make good prostitutes.

John is a prositution recruiter.

by Deep blue 2012 October 24, 2009

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

Prostitution

Prostitution a woman's nature. For those of you not familiar with human nature, men have the disposition to sleep with as many ATTRACTIVE women as possible so as to spread their seed while protecting and providing for the women and children they spawned. Women, on the other hand, due to our biological disposition to have children, naturally seek support. To keep the species going, men go after attractive women since attractiveness is a sign of good health. Women, due to the fact that we have kids, go after men who either have financially stable or affluent jobs. Basically, what it boils down to is that men want ass and women want cash. The women who call it exploitation are actually defying the feminist movement since feminism was a response against men dictating what women should do with their bodies based on the concept of “protecting them from exploitation.” Thus the feminazis are really the oppressors of women by holding us to double standards based on THEIR man hating morals and principles.

By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!

John (at a bar) -"How about some ass?"

Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"

John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"

Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"

by Raven N M October 22, 2009

prostitution

a terrible buisness, which banks on poor women and men, usually not the beatuiful sophisticated people you seee in movies, but homeless, abused, or without anything, and prostitution is the only way they live or know how to live.

dude: im going to vegas to gamble and for prostitution

me: plesae dont! do you know how hard their lives are?

by frozen_sunshine June 30, 2008

Prostitution

When you don't Know what to do about your sex life so you go and sell your body to someone with a bigger penis then you and they don't know where the hole is and you tell them you don't have one because your a dude.

My job is prostitution and my mom doesn't know where my vagina is.

by Chunky Rayne March 9, 2019

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009