payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

post series depression

What is it when after you finish a series, there is a sad cloud hanging over your head for several days, weeks, months, years? Post-series depression, or PSD, for short.

This is a real thing. It occurs when you have finished a series of books, movies, or a TV show. When the story ends, and you want it to keep going but it just doesn't.
No matter how hard you try, the story won't be the same.

How do you know if you have it?

Symptoms include:
- Being in a state of depression or sadness after finishing a series.
- Telling everyone to never(or definitely) read it because your life will be ruined
- Not being able to read another book
- Obsessively, rereading or rewatching over and over
- Writing or reading fanfictions about it.
- Frantically searching the Internet about it.

Sally: What's been up with Alyssa lately?
Joe: Post series depression. She just finished the Harry Potter series.
Sally: Yeah, she's been crying non-stop, hasn't left her house.

by wewereliars September 13, 2015

Post-Series Depression

When you finish a good story/tv show were you've gotten really attached to the characters and it also took a long time to read or watch, so now you have this void in your chest. And it feels like you just made a bunch of friends then out of no where you realized that they are gone, and you're never going to see them again. It's definitely got to be top 5 most painful feelings.

I've got Post-series depression, because I feel empty after reading this book.

by TheRealFaz January 22, 2019

Post-Movie Depression

The feeling that follows post-movie craziness where you're juste 'ahh this movie was asdfghjkl speechless'
You watch it sevral times, look up everything you can find about it on Google, listen to the soundtrack, read , tweet, reblog, facebook about it.
and you're sad that there i only one movie like this and you realise how much your life sucks. You want to be the movie.

Caitlin : "OMG Drive was an amazing movie, Ryan Gosling left me speechless with his performance"
Emeline : "Tell me about it, i've seen it 5 times and Ryan Gosling is my background. Post-Movie Depression sucks"

by JonasBrothers.69 October 16, 2011

Post Show Depression

When you’ve finished a musical/ play and feel angry, worthless , sad and annoyed that it’s finished . You become so attached to your character because they resemble your inner self . You hear the songs on the way home and just cry . Post show depression only happens when a show has truly impacted the actor as a person .

Where’s Amy? Ah she’s not coming , said she’s got post show depression and just keeps crying .

by WendyAddams October 27, 2018

Post Nut Clairvoyance

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.

Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

by SmegmaBullet January 21, 2019

Post Persona Depression

When you finish a persona game for the first time and feel empty inside. A much more extreme version of (Post Game Depression)

Man, I don't know what to do with my life. I have Post Persona depression.

by schatwal March 20, 2021