pressed

poked, shagged, boned, penertrated, fucked

Don't take it out on me cuz your girl got pressed by a next man

by simon45 December 9, 2008

PRESSED CORN STARCH BRICK

CORN STARCH IS PRESSED IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS OR BY HAND THEN HEATED TO FORM A SOLID BRICK OF HARD CORN STARCH, TAPIOCA STARCH, ARROW ROOT STARCH, KUDZU ROOT STARCH. KANDY KORN STARCH IS THE BEST CORN STARCH TO USE FOR THIS METHOD.

I MADE A PRESSED CORN STARCH BRICK TODAY WITH MY BANANA PUDDING KANDY KORN STARCH.

by KANDY KORN STARCH February 21, 2022

Atomic pressed ham

Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart

Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013

Getting Pressed

When a teenager names micheal gets pressed tf out of and just says “k” cause he’s so shook

Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today

by Fart lord 69 March 9, 2022

Getting pressed

Getting pressed is when a dumb fucker named mike crotch gets pressed so hard he gets shook and can only respond with “k”. And is now Dan and Bens bitch

Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today he shit himself

by Fart lord 69 March 9, 2022

Pressed

To make a fool of someone else; To be made a fool of; To prove wrong; To embarrass/be embarrassed; Total and undeniable dominance over a person.

Dude, I was getting pressed at Halo 3 last night.

by Rnips May 27, 2010

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008