The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.
by kabukulator September 15, 2011
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Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
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His real name is Thomas Farley...he was the greatest most loving friend that anyone could ask for. Thomas is funny and most of all accepting of many. he had good personal relationships with all his friends. He was killed by a retard who we all hope will spend the rest of his life in jail. With him there was never a boring moment.
Thomas the promise is always doing something crazy and halarious! When ever you're with him you will always be too busy laughing............LOLOLOLOL
by anjlekizzez January 18, 2008
Get the thomas the promise mug.The most sacred of vows. It is done when two people hook their right pinkys together and one says "I pinky promise...." followed by what they are promising.
This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...
...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...
...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
Jon pinky promised Bob that he would remember to give him a ride to the airport.
Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.
That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.
This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.
That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.
This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
by MrGreen1912 November 17, 2010
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by Gerinych January 13, 2008
Get the PROFIT! mug.My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.
by angelinaglows January 10, 2014
Get the empty promise mug.The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011
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