Prius

An overpriced hybrid automobile that is targeted to poorly educated consumers that think such cars save money and the environment. The car, as well as its fellow hybrid and electric cars, has been made to save the government's severe dependency on oil in which they have caused. At the same time, lying and falsely advertising the car(s) to be environment friendly - (because these huge batteries they use release very environment friendly fumes, especially when they are made and when they go bad) - and that they save you money on fuel - (electricity and $5000 battery replacements are free). Hence, a lie to humanity to save the government.

Johnny - Why are you driving a Prius?
Bob - I'm saving money on gas
*Bob's battery dies... Replaces battery for $5000+installation*
*Johnny laughs at Bob because he only needs to spend $60 a month on fuel, which would take almost 7 years to catch up to the Prius's expenses, regardless of all the maintenance trash*
*Johnny spends his extra money on a stage 2 turbocharger*

by 09Challenger August 4, 2014

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Prius

The absolute faggiest car ever made. It doesn't even deserve to be called a car. It's more of a huge mound of shit that only retarded liberals and old turds with destroyed brains use to get somewhere.

That's a shitty Prius. Oh wait! All priuses are shit and shit heads drive them.

by FloppyRibs July 13, 2014

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