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Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade
dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job
by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018
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Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.
Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.
by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011
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Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.
Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.
by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020
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Paint Job

To paint a line of semen from lips to crotch.
I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.
by Tahbag March 17, 2009
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Its when a male pulls out his partners ass and spreads the truffle butter all over his partners ass.
I spread that truffle butter all over her ass like Picasso. It was one hell of a paint job
by StraightTwisted January 16, 2016
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A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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