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Preheated

The moment before you get totally baked, when your pretty stoned but not all the way.
Guy 1:Dude how baked are you?
Guy 2:Oh I'm about preheated.
Guy 1:That's it, man I'm baked like a potato.
by Anon 2012 April 3, 2010
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Pervertedness

Tony: Yesterday, I found myself peeping under girl's skirts with Tommy.

Shane: His pervertedness must be rubbing off on you.
by Trampettes April 22, 2013
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Preanteday

(n). The day before yesterday.
If today is Monday, then preanteday was Saturday.
The store had its grand opening preanteday and it already has a great amount of traffic.
by eweath20 October 28, 2020
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Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.
Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"
by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017
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perverted

Something or someone that has deviated from what is considered right, correct, natural, moral, ethical, or its intended function. Examples of perversion would be "perverted justice" or "sexually perverted acts".

A perverted person is also known as a deviant or a sicko. Such a person will have deviated from a healthy sexuality into acts that may include one or more of the following: homosexuality, voyeurism, sadism, flashing, masochism, prostitution, incest, paedophilia, bestiality, rape, swinging, or some other indecent act.
"Dude, check out this goatse website"
"Woah!!!! That's really perverted man!!!"
"How so?"
"Dude, just because it fits, it don't mean it was meant to go there!"
by BURNiNATOR September 6, 2005
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PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.
PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.
by damnriver January 30, 2007
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Preventive war

A war in which the attacked country poses no direct or imminent threat to the attacker. To be differentiated from preemptive war, in which the attacker is in clear danger of being attacked.

The US is an old hand at staging preventive wars. Through clever use of propaganda to infuse nationalism and support for its wars among the population it is able to attack and invade sovereign countries under the guise of "liberation" or "preemptive attack".

See also War with Iraq.
I'll go and punch a blind person in a wheelchair on the street and call it a preventive attack. He was clearly going for my wallet!
by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005
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