pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008

preslesbiant

A lesbian president.

Suze Orman would make a great preslesbiant.

by tatsuyame August 9, 2010

Pressed

When Andres is getting angry or mad that his WAP squad is mopping up W's without him.

On September 27th 2020, WAPs got a FAT DUB, and Andres was pressed.

by Firebigtuna September 27, 2020

Pressert

Dessert you have before a meal

Eating icecream for pressert always gives me froobs

by JoshuR July 14, 2010

pressed sausage

Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G

Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!

by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005

Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019

White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.

This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.

by Tairoa June 12, 2020