Premature Edumpulation

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

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Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

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premacheer

A celebration which comes to early, e.g. a premature cheer

In a heated beach volleyball match, LMU hit a killer shot to looked like it won the match for LMU so the LMU fans went wild, but Kat had an amazing one-armed dig to pop the ball over for the point against LMU, who was already celebrating their victory. The LMU team lost the point during their premacheer

by the comand'r March 31, 2023

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perma hold

When one is put into a hold que for technical support or other phone que, and never heard from again. Permanant Hold.

I called Dell to get my computer fixed, but got put on perma hold so I hung up.

by Dongle April 2, 2003

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permacool

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.

Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.

by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

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