pregan

Life before being vegan.

Bacon was one of my favorite pregan foods.

by themindset October 14, 2010

Phantom Pregnancy

A phantom pregnancy is when someone thinks they're pregnant, when they're actually not. Sort of like a phantom text, when you think you feel your phone vibrate, but it really didn't. You begin to imagine signs of pregnancy, such as morning sickness, irritation towards everything and everyone, the munchies, ect.

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant! I swear I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: .. That's not possible.
Girlfriend: Yes it is! We've screwed a thousand times!
Boyfriend: It's probably just a phantom pregnancy...
Girlfriend: No! I swear, I am! I think I feel kicking too!
Boyfriend: I'm sterile.

by ZomZomZomZom January 1, 2011

Preggosaurus Rex

A pregnant woman who believes the world revolves around her and the spawn baking in her uterus. These women most likely had large and elaborate weddings with several rules and regulations for the groom, wedding attendants, and the guests (also see Bridezilla or beebee). Attention must be on her at all times. Caution, tantrums will ensue and Armageddon will occur if she does not get what she wants. Women can become one with no warning at any time from conception to birth.

Barbara: You know, Alexis is really becoming a Preggosaurus Rex.

Cindy: Really? Why?

Barbara: Because, that biatch put the Orbit travel system, baby Bellini custom made furniture, and Abercrombi and Fitch Kids on her baby registry. AND she also is throwing her own shower because her sister is fed up and expects us to pay $56 per person at the St. Regis Hotel for the party!

Cindy: Say wwwwuuuuuttt?! I was just going to get her a 3-pack of bibs from Target.

by Principal_Dannie January 13, 2010

Pregnis

When someone looks pregnant, but they're actually just fat.

Jim: Hey is that chick pregnant?
Mike: Naw man she's pregnis.

by Hatalie176 May 9, 2009

pregnosaur

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.

Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."

by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

Pregburnt

When someone gets pregnant and an STD from the same sexual encounter

It's a shame about my niece, she went to Cancun and came back pregburnt.

by WombUpstairs April 18, 2011

Pregslist

A site similar to craigslist but strictly for pregnant ladies who's look for sex. So basically what I imagine Angieslist is like.

Mac: Hey make let's go find some ladies!

Devin: Yeah man where should we go?!?
Mac: How bout we hit up the clubs?
Devin: I was thinking more like Pregslist.
Mac: Sounds like a plan.

by Mike Hawk Long March 6, 2014