prawn hacker

A person who purposely does foul and obscene things to their friends chinese food.

P1-Yo man these prawn crackers taste great
P2- Yeh they should man just spotted the prawn hackers licking each one

by prawn hacker wacker October 3, 2011

polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.

Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

bowl of prawns

Something that is memorable, but lacking in substance, cohesion or importance.

"Christian Porter's press conference where he denied rape accusations and claimed to be the victim was a real bowl of prawns."

by LVK3666 March 2, 2021

3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

stupid prawn

A derrogotary term used to make a person feel like a little piece of seafood, is most effective when spoken with a south african accent whilst eating crumpets.

Louise: fetch me a crumpet
Nic: what's a crumpet?
Louise: you don't know anything you stupid prawn!

by buttermycrumpet February 13, 2010

sky prawns

From Australia: Euphemistic name for locusts to enhance their acceptance as a culinary possibility. When they are in plague proportions they are effectively home-delivery bush food.

Bazza: Stone the crows, these bloody locusts have eaten all my crops.
Shazza: Don't worry, darl. We're having those sky prawns for dinner. Would you prefer Sky Prawn Bisque or Sky Prawn Stir-fry?

by Nick Beumer January 2, 2008

King prawn

A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.

"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"

by shivshiv December 28, 2012