powdered cow

Powdered coffee whitener

This cup of joe is brutal pass me the powdered cow.

by Bill McMinn May 17, 2007

balkan powder keg

When your fucking a girl in the mouth and you stick your hand all the way their ass and beat yourself off by impaling her

I just gave my girlfriend a balkan powder keg and she died.

by awill28 December 29, 2007

Powdered Donut

After having been at a race/outdoor concert/hunting/other event where you have not showered for several days and your gear begins to get funky you apply baby powder to the front and back. Then you find a willing partner to eat your ass resulting in a ring resembling a powdered donut on their mouth.

Friend 1: Man that was a great race but I'm ready for a shower.
Friend 2: Hell yeah I found some skank to toss me off and left her with a powdered donut.

by T. Stewart January 18, 2009

powdered donut

When you sprinkle powdered sugar (artificial sweetener if your a diabetic), or cocaine around your partner's ass hole and proceed to lick and suck it off before penetration.

Since I was hungry and horny my wife decided to give me a powdered donut. It hit the spot just right.

by Tricky T November 6, 2007

Powdered Donut

The act of suffocating a gopher between two bodies (preferably one male and one female) mid-coitus and once said rodent has expired, shaving the sucker clean. The gopher is subsequently ejaculated on, covered in the jizz and rolled in freshly powdered cocaine. Finally the female is sodomized with the gopher.

"Yo girl! What be that white stuff on your legs?"
"Oh. That just be some nose candy. My mac daddy gave me the ol' Powdered Donut last night. I really like it."

by Sans dot! March 19, 2009

powdered donuts

what becomes of the corn starch you shoved down your crotch at the end of a very hot and humid day

Man its so freakin hot outside i was flinging powdered donuts on my wall when i got home last night!

by repoman71 July 25, 2015

powder keg

One who consumes a large amount of beer in a short amount of time and then indefinitely vomits due to the large pressure/foam presence.

Mark: WOW! Vigus just drank like 8 beers in 10 minutes...he's totally gonna <B>powder keg</B>.

Troy: Vigus just barfed in the sink...you were right he totally powder kegged.

by Vigus October 19, 2005