meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

Alabama Poutine

A container of fries covered in semen

I gave Dave a large plate of Alabama Poutine

by Johnny Caviar March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

French fries (McDonalds or otherwise) with a little bit of cum on half.

Would you like some of my Alabama Poutine? No. I don't like eating cum. It's only on the left side!

by BleepFace March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Alabama Poutine is a dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with cum

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?

by Badwolfe44 March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.

Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton

by Frederthan March 27, 2024