Cincinnati pitcher

A person who posts up in his lawn chair and smokes his weed and never leaves such position

Cali Sunshine. I tried to break into the house but the guy was posted like a Cincinnati pitcher

by Xtyhm September 20, 2009

cherry poacher

An individual who has only ever had sex with virgins. They may seek out virgins or it my be a coincidence. This person can be male or female.

Sara is a cherry poacher. All of her boyfriends have been virgins. Now with Tom she'll be five for five.

by ChickenLittle91 October 9, 2010

puma poacher

similar to a cougar hunter, except its a younger man attracted to and pursuing a mid-30s woman who is older than him.

He is only 29 and she's 35...hes a real puma poacher!

by Miss Puma February 23, 2017

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

pitcher

Redneck or hillbilly vernacular for picture.

Hey man, where we gon' hang that pitcher?

by A. A. Ron March 3, 2005

wife Poacher

Usually someone close to your wife at work or in a similar situation that is always there for her. This person gets closer and closer to your wife until he breaks up the marriage. From day one he can’t wait to get his cock in her. He appears to have good intentions. But in the end it’s all cheating and deception. He moves into your house and starts fucking your wife. And in the end the husband gets nothing and loses everything in divorce and is broke paying child support.

That fucking spic from Columbia is a wife poacher. He put a ring on her finger before the ink was dry from the divorce papers.

by Sori October 18, 2017

Pittsburgh plotcher

The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.

Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.

Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh

Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.

See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher

by Fred NotSoDavis April 26, 2008