to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.
"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"
"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
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Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!
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A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 21, 2010
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I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
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Someone: But what does that mean
Me: It means that I am only attracted to Post Malone
Someone: Oh, I think I am too
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Me: It means that I am only attracted to Post Malone
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Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 26, 2009
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