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postmate

to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.
"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"

"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
by corn_ramen July 28, 2019
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postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.
Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!
by Plisky March 2, 2009
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Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 21, 2010
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Portmaning

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015
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postmalonic

A person who is sexualy atracted to Post Malone
Me: I'm postmalonic.

Someone: But what does that mean
Me: It means that I am only attracted to Post Malone
Someone: Oh, I think I am too
by -Tbh.Idk- March 4, 2021
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PotMan

PotMan is a great admiral and is a very smart person. He is the slayer of all evil like Sentimentals and EXI.
Shawn: Did you see PotMan yesterday?
Shayne: Yeah he destroyed the others
by AnonymousPublisher27 August 1, 2021
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postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 26, 2009
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