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Posh play

A female fiddling with her fanny while wearing a latex glove!

The same as a mans posh wank!
Dom: so what did you do last night?

Me: had a cheeky fiddle with me fanny even did a bit of posh play...
by Kittyjulia877 February 23, 2018
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posh wank

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.
by petedude101 May 28, 2006
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Posh punk artist

A posh punk artist is the baddest most sophisticated artist in existence. Their art is so unique, they are in a class of their own. They are punk to the extreme, needing no one's approval when expressing themselves. They passionately live life with their own rules under their own terms. They are the raddest and most trend setting artist on the planet. Not only is their exotic nature and art unmatched, they are the elite of all artist.
Wow! That's a one-of-a-kind crazy piece! They must be a posh punk artist!
by Qualia-O! June 20, 2021
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posh wank

What David Beckham has to settle for when she's not quite in the mood for full sex.
David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.
by JacobMarley45434 May 22, 2011
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Posh Girls

Posh Girls - a British term for the Posh Girls in the UK. Posh = rich, spoilt, snotty, Snob, etc...

Posh Girls tend to walk in packs of two - donning fluffy hair and a floppy comb-over of the forehead. The fluffyness of the hair is to look semi-emo and a little hippy chic - but actually its because they think anyone who uses hair straightners and hairspray is comman muck. The fluffy hair look also stems from the Polo sport scene, and the horse riding scene - which a Posh Girl has taken part of most of her life, or frequented such pretentious events. Usually pro fox-hunting as their parents are country folk, and also class themselves as a Tory - because thats what their Father's political stance is... they actually dont follow politics themselves and dont know what a Tory is anyhow...

Posh Girls, you'll find, tend to show off there poshness mostly in the Sixth form faze (16 - 18 yrs old)- and always don the latest fashion clothes and accessories (as long as they are a'Posh Girl' style). However, Posh Girls dont earn and pay for the clothes etc themselves. They dont usually work as their parents buy them these clothes. Posh Girls cash in on their parents underlying guilt of sending them off to private boarding schools as soon as they popped out into the world.

Note the loud dangly sounding silver bracelets and earrings these girls wear. This draws attention to just how Posh and Rich these girls are. Notice the extreamly rosey cheeks. This tends to stem from numorous rah-rar Hockey stick matches played during Phys-Ed at Posh School.

The clothes, like the hair - stems from the emo scene - but not quite so emo. More flower prints and hippy bags. Bright colours. They dont actually lisen to alternative music at all but like to pretend they do so they can attract the Surfers in Cornwall, and Brighton - England.

The Posh Girls can usually be spotted on the metro in London, Sloan Square, and Bond Street.
Normal Person 1: "Lets head over to those shops over there."

Normal Person 2:"We cant, there is a cattle troupe of Posh Girls heading this way - and their fluffy hair is blocking our path!"
by Mustardevil September 23, 2008
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Posh wanker

When you go to an all boys school with a posh accent
by Not peak jess March 4, 2017
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posh man's wank

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).
"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."
by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009
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