portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster September 7, 2016

Portland Beaver Burp

When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.

Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp

by EATME@===> December 5, 2018

hating Portland

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.

"Man my wife is away today so I'll probably be hating Portland all day!"

by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017

A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009

portland frank

From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...

John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......

by SEXYcheerleaderBABE November 22, 2011

Portland

1. A city in the northern part of Oregon, One of the only cool places in Oregon (unless you love nature) and one of the few cool places in the Northwest. It's a small city that has a good atmosphere and nice people. It ain't no mother fucking New York City but it still rules.
2. Portland, Maine

1. The City of Roses, PDX, Bridgetown, USA
2. Not as good as Portland, Oregon.

by Peter G May 4, 2005