gargling porpoise

When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.

She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.

by Mountin Merl March 6, 2007

Porpoise

A name for a person who does noes fit in with others. Name taken from how a porpoise is a mammal who lives amonf fish in the ocean.

Meghan's such a porpoise. She doesn't fit in with anyone.

by Gray Finney April 17, 2007

park the porpoise

(use for males) to engaged in sexual intercourse with a female.

guy1: dude, I got that girl's phone number yesterday. I think she really likes me.
guy2: uh, so?
guy1: what? aren't you guys proud of me.
guy2: no
guy1: why not?
guy3: not until you PARK THE PORPOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

by sexual panda May 14, 2005

Porpa

A nown used in place of a person's name after he/she has done something especally brainless. (can be used in place of douche)

"Way to go Porpa"

by Seat Saver June 11, 2009

intensive porpoises

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks

For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough

by ichi_san May 2, 2012

porpoise

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a woman on the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee between her breasts, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments. The female version of the landshark.

He had no qualms about letting her use his brand new disc for the porpoise.

by Libby March 4, 2005

Porpsicle

A snack made of eggs and bacon. It smells like its been dead. Those who eat it also remark that it smiles back.

"Dude did you eat that junj porpsicle?"
"Dude course, it smiled back as I scarfed it down."
"Ah-hur."

by Gorgeous George(s) October 2, 2008