poptarkies

The cross between Poptarts and cookies. Usually, it is a cookie with poptart filling inside.

Slutmuffin loves to eat Unique poptarkies everyday.

by Pat G! April 24, 2008

Pomptard

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.

Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015

poptart slut

Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.

They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?

by Amy baby April 4, 2016

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

shitty poptart

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

by puffpufff October 21, 2019

Poptart

N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.

God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.

by Kitteh May 7, 2005