polish lodger

often referred to as "angry polish lodger"

the massive shit you have to take the morning after a night out boozing

impossible to ignore, painful to suppress

joe: how's your angry polish lodger?
jason: he's fumin' mate

by my-tongue-fell-out March 2, 2013

polish steamboat

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor

my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat

by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015

Polish Pounder

When you get fucked so hard by a polish guy you actually get stupider with every stroke that polish thunder fucker is giving you or a very large hot dog like sandwich with melted cheese

Uhhh I think I got a polish pounder last night cuz I don't remember how to tie my shoes

by Peterbilt4all May 4, 2017

Piss and Polish

When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.

I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.

by supersturi February 17, 2010

Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

by henryj May 12, 2006

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.

Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

by Bangboy October 12, 2005