popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

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by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Popeyes Rat

An intellectual smarter than Albert Einstein and Crixz Combind

Hey Popeyes Rat, wanna play some minceraft?

by Helmer Steamson 15 June 15, 2021

Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023

Popeyes juice

When you make her cum into a cup many times and blend up the results with protein powder and Greek yogurt.

I’m low on your cum, I need more to make my gourmet Popeyes juice

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

popeye party

When four friends get into a bathtub filled to the brim with spinach.

Me: What did you guys do last night?

Them: We went to a popeye party!

by Guitarlord5 June 14, 2017

Reverse Popeye

The masturbatory act of applying canned Spinach (as opposed to eating it like Popeye the Sailorman™) to your genitals and going to town on your hog/girlhog/spussy/clit.

"I had Olive Oil on the brain so I had to Reverse Popeye that shit and cream the ole' spinach"

by boxeswithgod February 26, 2023

Popeyes biscuit

When you fuck your partner without foreplay

Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022