Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

schmookus pookus

someone adorable/cute that you admire <3

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022

The Terrible Poos

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.

Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!

by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017

poopsurf

Browse the internet while using the restroom, specifically while pooping. Typically performed with a smartphone, but sometimes with laptops.

I had to take a dump and hadn't read the news yet, so I poopsurfed.

Where's my cellphone, I need it to poopsurf.

Thank God for poopsurfing, because my two favorite things are shitting and email.

by mrbigulls2 January 6, 2010

Pooque

When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.

'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'

by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012

poopus interruptus

when a person is sitting on the crapper and the automatic flush mechanism engages in the middle of his doing his business

he was enjoying the article on lobster fishing when the autoflush went off and disrupted his morning constitutional, causing poopus interruptus.

by elKeitho June 7, 2016

mt. poopsuvius

A large pile of fecal matter, generally peaking over the water in the toilet.

I always make mt. poopsuvius the day after Thanksgiving.

by wsender December 23, 2009