Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.

My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.

by Galerion June 9, 2018

Poor Man's Million

A lousy 10 grand.

Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.

by brothersister_creativity August 8, 2018

poor man's hotdog

The poor man's hotdog is a term used when one has ran out of hotdog buns and does not have the funds to purchase more so you eat it with bread instead.

Damn we ran out of buns again looks like i have to make the good old fashion poor man's hotdog.

by dickkickem500 June 15, 2017

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.

Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."

by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016

poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.

i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn

by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017