pookerton

the male version of a pookie, which can also be known as a cock sucker, a ghetto white girl who is a waste of space, a baby born out of wedlock, a pussy, a man who looks a lot like a turtle, a homophobic man who also happens to be gay, or your significant other OR bff. can also be used for smoking crack or meth

wow my pookerton is so sexy and he calls me pookie.

bro she was a pookie, that head was crazy.

that fucking ghetto pookie needs to die.

get out with you and your ugly pookie baby.

her pookie was TIGHT.

bro istg i thought it was a turtle but it was just a pookie.

bro he’s a pookie but tbh it’s a little sus to me.

omg i just love my pookie!!!
don’t forget the pookie i got the crack ready bro.

by cupcakekittyprincess2 August 16, 2024

plooperton

a fool, someone who is foolish

hey oli! you really are a plooperton

I know isai :(

by JamesEnglish (The Creator) December 5, 2023

pookerton

it's like pookie, but a lot cuter
they can be found in the village of pookers

she's such a silly cute pookerton omg i wanna fuck her

by pgtdani February 21, 2024

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

poopersnipe

a word used in a jovial fasion when someone is being annoying

*someone poops on your golf course*
"You poopersnipe, clean that shit off my green!"

by Sara Lop January 25, 2005

pooperator

A first-rate killjoy. A person who seems to possess the natural ability to trample on any positive emotion or idea people may feel or think.

We can't let a pooperator like Dick spoil our fun.

by Pikipiki October 4, 2007

poopertainment

Any form of bathroom entertainment than is viewed while on the toilet

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Provided just the right amount of poopertainment while I took a dump.

by T swizz October 18, 2010