Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything

(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"

by lcn2009 May 3, 2009

poopsicle

When you crap on a stick. Then you may wet it and freeze it, but the main thing is the crap on a stick

My, my, what a delicious poopsicle

by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004

poopcicle

a penis that has poop on it when it is pulled out of an anus; the poopy penis resembles a chocolate popcicle

After I pulled out and found that I had a poopcicle, I questioned whether I would ever give anal sex again!

by Maude & Naomi April 23, 2004

Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.

Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."

by Hexus525 December 30, 2007

doing popsickles

two dudes doing 69;sucking each other's dicks.

Doug and Jim are back in in Doug's room doing popsickles.

by stonbrok February 7, 2005

poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.

George W. is a big giant poopdicker.

by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005

poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013