Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

ball point pen ass

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......

Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....

by Kamikariad March 31, 2015

point man

Ordinarily a military term, but recently having found its way into everyday jargon, a point man is member of an operation who leads at the front of the group. Generally this causes them to be the first person exposed to threat or danger.

The act of being a point man is to "be on point," "take point," or "walk point."

I'll be your point man since you're not familiar with the area. Make sure you watch my back.

by Tatsumatic April 3, 2011

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

Poontah

Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.

Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!

Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...

Chieftain: *silence*

Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?

Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!

Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*

Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019

Microsoft Points

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.

"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"

by SilentScream April 1, 2009

poontacular

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.

Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.

by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006