Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.

I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.

by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016

pooch

usually a fat person, that has a bulge underneath their stomach that resembles a kangaroos baby pouch.

"hey Darwin!" look at that lady and her enormous POOCH!

by petter pipper April 19, 2009

Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010

pooch

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.

"way to pooch that bowl, homes."

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

pooch

the word used to describe girls who are abnormally man-like and who only hook up with guys that boulder V10 or harder and have enough money to support her ugg and ice cream habits and who remind her of the only boy she ever loved named Darsh.

She is such a pooch!
Quit being such a pooch!

by douche2020 April 19, 2007

Pooched

to be beaten like a dog or to be diminished in credibility or status, i.e. to be reduced to a "pooch" rather than a "dog" or "wolf" or "junkyard dog'"; to become a bitch. To bitch-slap.

my roomie tried to get all up in my face about rent and dishes, but I pretty well pooched him by the time that was done--in front of his girlfriend, too.

looks like the Pack just pooched the Bears again--30 nothing.

by BenjaminPierce February 9, 2013

pooch

to hang around, chill

Yo blud wat u up to?
Im jus poochin around.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008