spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016

pooey

Pooey is a word used to describe something that sucks. It comes from the word pooh because it's smelly and gross.

That idea was pooey because it stinks.

by notusingmyname February 17, 2009

poobutton.com

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

by AWarnerS December 30, 2011

poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

poobreath

when your breath smells like poop

ryan, you have poobreath, go drink some dr. smooth and use some listerine pocket paks.

by bob hermansonton April 19, 2006

Pooboy

A person that is very obsessed with poo, to the point they won't stop talking about it.

Jeff: Hey bro how are you doing today?
Pooboy: Haha yeah man I'm doing a poo

by TheSnapback69 April 14, 2020

Poobis

It compels you to ascend, while striking terror in the hearts of any folk who are unlucky enough to hear its utterance.

poobis...

by gogargeega June 4, 2020