Pontiac Grand Prix

First appeared in 1962 as a full sized two door coupe, similar to the Bonneville. In 1969 it was moved to the mid-sized chassis shared with Chevy's Monte Carlo. Was given a re-style in 1973. Many would agree that 1962-1977 were the most stylish years for this personal luxury coupe. But it was down sized in 1978 to a boxy generic design which continued till 1988. Thats when the Grand Prix was redesigned as a Front Wheel Drive aero jelly bean on wheels. 4 Door models were offered, due to the declining popularity of personal luxury coupes. The Grand Prix lost it's uniqueness and was just another boring GM sedan. It was redesigned in 1997, and 2004, but still continued the same look until the Pontiac name was axed in 2009.

I don't know what GM were thinking in the 80's, but they turned the cool Pontiac Grand Prix into a boring crap box that looked the same as all their other cars.

by Metalhead83 December 6, 2011

pontiac g6

A car obviously made for ladies but mainly driven by queer men.

"oh look, a pontiac g6, must be a hot piece in there"
car passes
"never mind just a tool"

by eric gerstacker June 15, 2008

pontiac vibe

A small car that gets great gas mileage, that is slowing becoming extinct by S Makula who wrecks one every year

That Pontiac vibe is the S Mak daddy

by BH6500 January 7, 2021

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008

Pontiac_GTP

A term to describe queer fanbois.

Pontiac_GTP sucks at life: all he does is say how great ATI is.

by anonymous April 24, 2004

Pontiac Racing

Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.

WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////

by JordanDiginZ0rz October 4, 2003

pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020