Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

by Mpskyman April 24, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Pokémon Go Thailand Edition

This is like the Game but instead you go looking for some fine looking Asian Street Meat.

Do you play Pokémon Go? Oh yes I especially enjoy the Pokémon Go Thailand edition.

by Billy Ball Sack July 1, 2023

Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

Pokémon Cry

A signature sound that a Pokémon makes, when

-the Pokémon appears in battle
-you send the Pokémon out to battle
-the Pokémon faints
-you look up the Pokédex entry of the Pokémon
-you feed the Pokémon
-when you interact with Pokémon

In the first games, some cries of Pokémon matched and sounded exactly the same, but this issue has already been fixed.

Example:

*A wild Unown appeared!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry)
*Go, Cyndaquil!
(Cyndaquil's Pokémon Cry)
*Cyndaquil used Flamethrower!
*Unown fainted!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry slowed down)

by UnownFan0 May 11, 2018

Pokémon health

Term used when an enemy in a game has little to no health

That should have killed him! He had Pokémon health

by Knsloc March 6, 2021