Pork Pod

An mp3 player used by fat ugly security guards who think they're cool.

Look at that fat old twat with an iPod.

You're talking stupid. That fat twat is Pork Scotch.

Ah! So its a Pork Pod!

by Benny Twadge August 16, 2009

Couch-pod

The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.

Can be used as a verb: couch-podding

Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.

by AJB2012 September 14, 2010

Tide pods

A yummy snack to eat while you dab on them haters!

Kid: i eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon.

by Skeetskeet17 January 16, 2018

tide pod

A well-known snack made by the meme lord and is still eaten today. Most people eat tide pods as a snack or for dessert. If you do prefer a healthier snack, then has some Clorox tide pods. There a healthy alternative.

Guy 1: Hey man want some tide pods.
Guy 2: Na man I need something healthier.
Guy 1: I got some Clorox.
Guy 2: I want some of that.

by The binduet January 17, 2018

porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

tis/pod

TIS' - pod: v.

This Is Sparta/Pit Of Death

the act of physically or emotionally destroying an opponent, usually with a figurative kick in the sternum.

that f-cking n00b teabagged me! im gonna tis/pod him!!!

by livin4donuts April 27, 2009

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019