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captains platter

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.
After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.
by stoli June 29, 2006
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Sex on a platter

Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.
by toee December 3, 2006
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Harry Plotter

Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.
Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
by White N' Nerdy January 10, 2009
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Pluter

Established by a blonde genius in the Northwest, Pluter is commonly known as an orgasm from shopping.
Did you see my new dress? I plutered myself just looking at it.
by Pluter shopping orgasm December 16, 2010
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Meat Platter

A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.
Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.

You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
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putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick
where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"
by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010
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