Pity Ploy

A pity ploy (n.) is a term used when someone fishes for affection, compliments, or a free pass to excuse how they act by self degrading themselves to make you feel bad for them. Pity= is what the person wants from you and ploy= is the fact that they came up with a motive and plan to get pity from others. Ergo, the term pity ploy is formed. Don't be this person it's narcissistic.

Friend 1: *sends receipts of an altercation*
Friend 1: "Do you see how this bitch literally pulls an 'oh woe is me' card every time I have a valid point"
Friend 2: "omfg they do that to me too- yeah it's clear that they just wanted to come up with a pity ploy to win the argument"
Friend 1: "I know dude it's annoying as shit"

by Iwillchokeyou September 14, 2022

Plogger

A blogger who is paid by an organization to blog in a way that benefits that organization. Virtually synonymous with Troll.

I never pay any attention to that plogger; he's on the take from the Republican Party.

by MineralMan August 25, 2010

plory

NOUN - a needy person who is constantly imploring others to help them to listen to them

With her constant whining, Tina was nothing less than a plory who drove away every boyfriend she ever had.

by Mackie November 18, 2003

ploggle

Verb - to be shat on, literally or figuratively speaking.

(1) "Oh dear God, i just got ploggled."
(2) "Let's go out and do some ploggling!"

by craigiscool butbensmells October 11, 2006

polgyloaf

Another word for bullshit, or I don't believe you.

Man, that's polgyloaf!

by cumguzzlingdemonslut July 5, 2010

Poogy

When something smells like Poog.

Ugh, it smells so bad that I would even say it smells poogy!

by Asperism May 3, 2017

ploxyzero

Ploxyzero (ploksyzero)
Means when anyone is very cool and a bicc boi.

Wow Kyle, your such a ploxyzero!

by Lumardroid April 8, 2019