watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

by jajamoneralover August 02, 2008

Plant Fucker

Is an abstract term for a vegetarian who also dabbles in the hipster subculture.

Person 1: I'm sick of JoJo always saying people always eat his lame vegetarian pizza first and the ones with meat never get touched.
Person 2: Totally dude, he is a proper Plant Fucker.

by Gringoesai February 11, 2016

face plant

falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground

As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"

by HennyPenny415 November 09, 2007

plant horror

Best girl from After School Murder Club — Made in some radioactive accident sent by the gods.

Yo, have you heard of Plant Horror? Yeah, she’s so cool, you should check out there game she’s from.

by PlantHorror June 20, 2021

Chrysler Plant

a very shitty job, usually near or just above minimum wage, pretty much your headed nowhere in life

Dude1: man, i cant believe we got laid off

Dude2: Fuckin Chrysler Plant, here i come!

by Twizzle28 May 24, 2009

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.

YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant

by -____- January 13, 2005

Plant Fetish

Having a deep love for plants that you are obsessed. Some people with a plant fetish even go as far as steal plants from others, to take home and spend more intimate time with them.

- Monica why are you stealing that plant?

- "because I love plants - I have a plant fetish"

by Montron1820 September 12, 2019