pythons

Large biceps. see guns

Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons

by Kraken July 18, 2008

Pants Python

A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.

Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.

Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.

by Sexy Bitch McGee June 4, 2009

pithing

Pithing is a style of dance most common to folk rock music. It is often celtic in style with strong elements of irish dancing often involving pronounced leg movements.

she was doing some great pithing on the dance floor last night

by MrHahei October 25, 2010

SRG Python

It’s rare to see a wild srgpython. Some don’t even believe they’re real and it’s just a myth, but ones that claimed to see him have confirmed it’s a rare sighting. It’s been written in scrolls and told for centuries that if you spot one, to know you’ll have good luck for 15 years. Some say they compare it to a “godly figure” but he simply just walks on the beat. It’s said when he walks they follow.

“Jenna swears she spotted an srg python last week with her bestfriends, bestfriend but she’s definitely lying”

by whereismywokk December 5, 2021

Python

A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.

"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."

by TheNottitrain February 25, 2012

Pitonic

1. Giving objects "Piton-like" properties
2. Comparing anything to the enormity of "The Pitons"
3. Describes an awesome experience
4. The magnitude or greatness in size or prominence of anything.

Having visited Saint Lucia, one would be left with a "Pitonic" experience.

These "Pitonic" showers are no match for my umbrella.

by JulieJam August 31, 2010

piethong

A self-proclaimed wizard who gobbles sausage cause it goes down easy and would "totally throw that guy through a wall if he was here you guys." Brings down the vibe of the night.

Biggs: "Is Piethong coming? We'd better get out of here." Wedge: "Oh shit, I think I see that damn car.
Dos Equis Guy: "He's compensating for something you know."

by Twist-Tied September 13, 2012