pissticky

When you sit down on the toilet and the seat is sticky because someone with a bad aim pissed all over the seat previously.

Bob: Dude I need to slash so bad
John: There are some public toilets over there, go for it!
Bob: Public toilets are always pissticky though!

by dexterchip July 21, 2010

Pifter

1.) a person very much askew, most likely a hipster , douche bag , dickhead or frat boy ; overly ironic and parody of one's self image.

2.) absolute asshole.

check out this pifter in the skinny jeans and loafers

by I am the Squid December 10, 2010

pissticide

The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.

1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.

by The Watcher May 23, 2003

Pishtab

A term used when you see a teacher you know outside of school

"yo that pishtab was stalking these girls everywhere they went! i can't believe i have to see him again on monday.. it will be awkward when i have to ask him if he can explain the math homework."

"dude I saw a pishtab yesterday at the movies! she was all over this dude!"

by Monique shpeller August 22, 2009

pisstrated

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

by roman70065 April 24, 2010

pishtam

an exclamatory proclamation; a yelp; can also be used as trash talk

Ex 1:
Billy: "Mom went to the grocery store and got a box of Trix!"
Timmy: "Aw, pishtam!"

by FORTDINguS October 20, 2011

Pisface

Pisface is short for pistachio face and is a pistachio shell with an expressive face drawn on it. Pisface is a widespread art abandonment project that has reached a growing number of countries. Pisfaces are distributed through travelers, friends, and perfect strangers.

I found a Pisface in Seattle on a park bench. I will bring it to San Diego on my trip and leave it there for someone else to find.

by Pisface June 3, 2018