Pinocchio pudding

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

pinocchio

A guy who is totally ruled by his girlfriend (See Gepetto)

Yo pinocchio, you hanging ten homes?
Nah, esse gotta chill wit Gepetto, I'mma bizounce

by RickyP June 25, 2005

Pinocchio

One who lies repeatedly to make him or herself seem important and/or bring attention to oneself

Dude last night i banged Jenna Jameson and she gave me her phone number!

by Derell December 19, 2004

Trump is the new Pinocchio.

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.

That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”

by MathPlus December 18, 2020

Pinocchio

A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other word for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, Big Ass Genes

Yo Pinocchio help me out?
Yo Pino stop lieing!
Your such a liar, it shows you know?!
Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?
Hey Big Nose, what smells?
Yao got big ass genes!
**People we use them against are Julia and Mr. Collier,
Use this word wisely!

by Brian! April 9, 2004

Pinocho

A safe word for vagina. Used for little girls to communicate issues or curious inquiries about their body to a doctor or trusted guardian.

"my pinocho is painin"

by misssophia April 27, 2008

Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight. I hope I get some Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: Buddy man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by Hot Fire July 28, 2008