Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )

Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.

by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008

pigster

A female hipster, overly large female that sways back and forth blocking the entrance of the establishment and the sidewalk at the same time. Oblivious to the world and rude as hell.

I asked the pigster nicely to move so I could get by and she ignored me, I had to check her like a hockey player

by Lord evil September 10, 2016

Pista

Code for any kind of drugs, or being high, acting high. Acting like ur high.

Mate did u see Kyle ?
Yea, I saw him hump a dog, must've had pista recently.

by Pista.shit.io April 27, 2022

Pisstake

usually British slang for taking the piss or really annoying someone

man you know Michael he is such a pisstake.
are you taking the piss?

by hugjgb tb tiuygyyyy June 26, 2018

Pistachio

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

by ninjacow October 31, 2010

pigscantfly

PigsCantFly is simply the coolest guy who ever existed. Words can't express this man's charisma and good looks. I love him. I adore him. I am him.

<PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE "NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST
<@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH MY LINKIN PARK PEN
<PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO INDY GRIND ON THE CAT

by PigsCantFly June 26, 2003

pisstaker

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mock something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008