Pick-Up Lines

An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.

Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*

by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014

pick up line

A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.

Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?

by A College Student January 3, 2005

Pick Up Stix

A Chinese fast food chain that taste soo bad that you think about other Chinese places to eat, while your eating it. In other words a step below Taco Bell if they tried to make Chinese food with re-fried beans and stale Taco shells.

This definition is under protest because the Chinese Government is refuting the claim that Pick Up Stix serves Chinese food...

Hu Jintao the president of China stated,

"It is a deplorable act what Pick Up Stix has done to the good name of everything Chinese.... We urge the US Government to put a stop to this aggression targeted towards the good name of Chinese people everywhere. Pick Up Stix is not Chinese food and never will be... it is barely edible."

dude 1: "What do you feel like eating?"

dude 2: " I want some good Chinese food."

dude 1: "Ok... got you, any place other than Pick up Stix."

by Jpdragon9000 February 5, 2010

52 Pick-Up

A drinking game which involves a group of friends and a deck of cards. Each person picks up a card from a face down pile. The person, with the lowest card has to take a half shot (recommended) or full shot of tequila. Game ends and/or resets when all cards are picked up.

Recommended number of Players: 4+
(any less and the game will end too quickly)

Drink Responsibly

You guys want to play 52 Pick-Up?

Lets play 52 pick up.

You heard of 52 pickup? Its a drinking game.

by Jagaimo the Bandit February 5, 2010

pick-up scientist

Similar to a pick-up artist, but follows scientifically proven techniques. Doesn't take easily widely spread beliefs and myths. Works hard to get laid but does not always happen because getting laid is not a science but an art.

Alex is a serious pick-up scientist and follows a scientific approach to picking-up girls. His approach is mostly developed by himself because there is not much scientific data and he doesn't trust artists. He fills a detailed report after each score but unfortunately this doesn't happen too often.

by terex1 November 28, 2022

pick-up forfeiture

In any pick up game, when you lose an item of gameplay because of your stupidity, anger, craziness, etc. you forfeit the game automatically.

Basil kicked the soccer ball into an unretrievable area that was locked off, so he lost the game because of pick-up forfeiture.

by AxJaL June 25, 2020

pick-up fix

Something or someone that lifts your spirits or generally puts you in a happy mood.

Thanks for turning my day around; you're my pick-up fix.

by Anakin0124 January 4, 2014