Pikachu

The act of fucking a female, halfway through stick car battery cables to her pussy lips and whilst shocking her scream "PIKACHU!!!"

I gave her a Pikachu and burned her hair.

by A_Drunk_Pillow March 8, 2017

piked

To have not attended some event or function, typically with some poor excuse (such as not feeling like it, or for fear of some social interaction).

David, you piked out on my party. You better come next time!

by ben314 November 20, 2006

pikachu

The act of tazing your sexual partner right before she has an orgasm.

I've always wanted to give my girl a pikachu but I don't own a tazer

by professor_kickass March 12, 2015

pikeyness

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"

by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

pikney

a child, kid etc.

Girl weh yuh pikney dem?
Girl where are your kids

by javalanche July 29, 2003

pikapoopy

The name given to small turd nuggets launched by blonde women in pikachu outfits when angered

Blondie spattered pikapoopy everywhere when told to calm down

by Xiph October 19, 2009

Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

by CurtoGB April 7, 2010