michael phelps

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...

Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!

by britard December 31, 2006

phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

Phelps

1. (verb) - The act of farting during anal sex.

2. (noun) - Fred Phelps

Fred phelps, which is disgusting.
or
I heard Fred phelps. so I'm never having sex with him

by dwarrel September 22, 2011

Michael Phelps

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.

- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."

by Marcrazy February 17, 2009

Michael Phelps diet

When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.

Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.

Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"

Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."

by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009

Phelps

Smoking an entire, full bowl of marijuana in one hit.

That guy must be a swimmer because he just phelpsed that whole bowl!

I packed this bowl so fat, there's no way you can phelps it.

by G Dun February 10, 2009

James and Oliver Phelps

two hot cutie twins that play fred and george weasley in harry potter

James and Oliver Phelps are sooooo much cuter than dan

by Chizara January 21, 2006