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Phony

Everyone has a phony family member that always thinks they are on reality TV (which is the worst name for the kind of TV programming that it describes, as even TV shows and movies are closer to reality than reality TV, even if it's unscripted it's full of fake people and there is nothing to make up for or redeem it from that). The kind of family member that always laughs at everything and everyone, thinks of everything and everyone as hilarious, you always see a family member like that on instagram or one of those other sites with another video of them doing something that wasn't even interesting when they were a kid doing it (such as them with a hula hoop, big fuckin deal) but they think it makes them the most colorful and interesting person in the world (something they must have got from their mother telling them the home videos of them as a kid were awesome when nobody else would tell them that if they ever watched them).
by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022
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Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.)

A female who lies about anything and everything. A female who portrays herself to be something she isn't.
Let me explain something about her to you. She is a Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.). You can tell she has her master's degree in being a P.F.B.
by Flusie October 2, 2024
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Phony

Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.
This insert thing I don't like here is such a phony!
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.
Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!
by BigJD3 May 19, 2023
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Phony Tryhard

A noob/scrub that has tryhard tendencies (attempting to be the best, etc.), but has noob behaviors and tactics (dying alot, wearing noob outifts, etc.) and end up failing due to these mix of traits
John Boy: Hey Tim, the dude in all black is trying to snipe me in the tower with a Dragonov.

Tim: Oh shit, is he a legit player?

John Boy: Nah I just killed him earlier, he is a Phony Tryhard.
by yng.jar June 22, 2018
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phony like you

What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.
One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.
by Gopos cellmate November 22, 2013
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Phony

Benjamin is a fucking phony
by Hewo123 August 20, 2021
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