phonem

to describe how someone got roasted hard

Dang that dude just got put on the phonem

by minooka20 April 6, 2017

Phoneophone

A word that is spelled the same way as another word when using a mobile phones keyboard.

Like a homophone, but on a phone.

Duck' is a phoneophone for 'fuck.

by 23456774343 July 30, 2011

Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

phonehole

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone

1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.

by MsArdRi March 7, 2010

phonemosexual

When someone becomes so addicted to their phone, that they care more about the well-being of their phone rather than the people around them.

Oh my god, did you see Rachel’s 25 instagram posts this morning? She’s TOTALLY “Phonemosexual”.

by Boodaman1027 February 2, 2018

phoneymoon

Honeymoon for a new phone. Approximately a six month period of getting a new phone and loving everything about it. The real test of whether the phone is good or not is when the (p)honeymoon is over.

The phoneymoon is over for her iPhone and she still loves the phone.

by kenbru February 14, 2012

phonelover

Someone who leaves the hommies to celebrate with his girlfriend on the phone after hitting a last second shot to win the basketball game

Stop talking you damn phonelover and celebrate with us.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003